Tuesday, October 23, 2007

The Accountant is Back!

Hi! I am back. Took a couple of days off blogging to attend to "work". Did not expect to be back to blogging so fast, but the hands were itching. Not completely done with work, but, never mind.

Now to share with you the Balance Sheet of Life:

Our Birth is our Opening Balance !

Our Death is our Closing Balance!

Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities

Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset

Soul is our Fixed Asset

Brain is our Fixed Deposit

Thinking is our Current Account

Achievements are our Capital

Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade

Friends are our General Reserves

Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill

Patience is our Interest Earned

Love is our Dividend

Children are our Bonus Issues

Education is Brands / Patents

Knowledge is our Investment

Experience is our Premium Account

The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.

Now to do an analysis:

Based on the chart, I am currently supposed to be at the point where my disposable income is the lowest, but my level of commitments on the decline. This would apply to most, but because this "gatal" woman, had kids a late age, had twice the (national) average number of kids, and had them so well spaced out, my disposable income would remain low for a long while, AND the peak of my commitments would not be reached for some time yet! So, I end up with a longer period of low disposable income with prolonged high level of commitments. Sigh. Hope you are in a better "financial position" than me.


Iml said...

This is first for me. To see life in a balance sheet.

bp said...

Interesting, this balance sheet and your own analysis. Good to have you back so soon! Have a wonderful rest of the week!

Judy said...

Same here. :) When my kids are working during the summer holidays, their disposal income is way more than ours put together.

Whatever it is, as long as we are happy and healthy, that is all that matters.

eastcoastlife said...

Interesting. Never look at my life this way. I only have one kid, and a very good kid, so I guess I made one hell of an investment. My bonus issue is gonna last me a long time....

Kelly Mahoney said...

That's hilarious! I guess I better spend the cash while I've got it.

NomadicMom said...

Waa...looks very complicated!

mott said...

NVM la...sure ur dividend is super super high!

bp said...

Swinging by to see how you are... have a good weekend now!