Friday, February 29, 2008

Reality Check

This post is especially for my dear blogger friend, bkworm. It is meant to help her overcome her Pre-Monday Grouching next week. Read on:


When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.

Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,"I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!

(But for those of us who still have little yucky butts to wipe, I guess we just have to bear with it!)

Have a great weekend, and no more pre-monday grouching, bkworm!!

:)

4 comments:

Iml said...

Yikes!!! I am sure there is a valid explaination for this statement

bp said...

Hahaha! I sure hope this'll help cheer Bkworm up, and you have a wonderful weekend now, SAHM!

Kopi Soh said...

Just drop by to inform all my "hawkers" dat I've closed the kopitiam. Will miss all of you terribly, do take care of yourselves.

Warm Hugs Owes,
Kopi Soh

stay-at-home mum said...

Oi Kopi soh - Dont leh! Where are you??