A friend of mine living in Australia sent me this joke.... and I thot I should share it.
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit Polo's. He gave all the children the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.
The children began to say:
Finally the professor gave them all honey Polos. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spits hers out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're arse-holes!!"
And No, I dont call my hubby that!