Wednesday, July 25, 2007

My wise old sage speaks:

Here are some random things that came out of my wise old sage's (little D) mouth this couple of days:

"Mummy, you know, the moon is like an egg. You break it and chocolate flows out."

"Grandma, you must go to school, if not you dont know how to sing new songs. I will bring you to class, and you dont cry, ok? I will sit outside and wait for you until your class ends."

"Kakak, you must not anyhow open the gate. People will come in, and Grandma will scold you!" - This was after my maid opened the gate for some strangers who came in and started taking photos of the front of my house and the front door, and dashed out immediately after!!

"Kor kor, you must finish your homework first before you watch TV, OK?"

"Jie Jie, go practise your piano. Your exams are coming".

"Grandma, if you dont go to school, how are you going to be clever? School is fun, you know?"

Now, you must all know what I sound like at home.

9 comments:

Victor said...

Kids say the darndest things, mostly learnt from adults.

tigerfish said...

Hahahha! Play too much "Simon Says" lah, your little D!!! or rather "Mummy Says"...LOL!
Kids learn so fast nowadays.

bp said...

Haha! The taking grandma to school is really funny!

Who are those people taking pictures? Paparazzi?

Judy said...

Wahahaha, your little one is so mature wor. Talk like her mother maybe? She sounds like one clever girl.

mott said...

I like how she thinks Granma needs to go to school....too cute!

stay-at-home mum said...

Hi bp
We have no idea who those people are. We suspect they were housing agents as we have had a few offers to buy our house, even tho' we did not advertise.

stay-at-home mum said...

Hi Everyone
yes, little D picks up lots from all of us around her. That's why we have to watch what we say!! Also because she is number 3, there is not much pampering, NO time for that! We treat her like one of the older kids if not we will hear: NOT FAIR!

Hijackqueen said...

Gosh, your maid is so scary. Scared the bejewel of me.

stay-at-home mum said...

Hi HijackQueen
Not the maid so scary. She assumed that they knew us, coz they said they were here to see her employer. Its those people so scary, dont you think. Coming in broad daylight to do such things! The worst part was we were all home!!!