Here are some random things that came out of my wise old sage's (little D) mouth this couple of days:
"Mummy, you know, the moon is like an egg. You break it and chocolate flows out."
"Grandma, you must go to school, if not you dont know how to sing new songs. I will bring you to class, and you dont cry, ok? I will sit outside and wait for you until your class ends."
"Kakak, you must not anyhow open the gate. People will come in, and Grandma will scold you!" - This was after my maid opened the gate for some strangers who came in and started taking photos of the front of my house and the front door, and dashed out immediately after!!
"Kor kor, you must finish your homework first before you watch TV, OK?"
"Jie Jie, go practise your piano. Your exams are coming".
"Grandma, if you dont go to school, how are you going to be clever? School is fun, you know?"
Now, you must all know what I sound like at home.